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THE BUTT UGLY FISHY THAT NO ONE LIKED
OK there once was a fish named Farquadly. He was born with his
eyes popping out of his head. The real reason nobody liked him is because all he did was play dance dance revolution and gave
nobody else a turn. In fact, he sucked. So one day missy and jake the rainbow populary fish got together and sold Farquadly
to the pet store. then Andy Milonakis bought him and renamed him Tina. the end
THE ONE EYED DUDE WHO SOLD FLOWERS
There once was a dude and nobody knew who he was. but all of the
information i have came from my cousin's friend's butcher's wife with a mole. so dont come crying to me when the grasshopper
gets a piggyback ride to Greece instead of your little sister. STORY-he sold a flower to a lady who he thought was off the
heeZy. so he asked her out. she said she would if he had 2 eyes. But sadly his whole head was one big eye. So he went to the
gag store and bought 2 glass eyes. Then on a date with the lady (i think her name was Elise) he ordered a hot dog. She was
allergic to the color orange so she broke out and cried. he hugged her and his fake eyes came out. she broke up with him.
thats all i know...
DA CLOWN
A clown was running one day and a little boy kicked him. He said
"what the hell" and the little boy recited the pledge of Alliegence in Portugeese. Then the clown said " oh my jesus i am
late for a party." the clown got hit by a ride-on lawn mower by a man named kim. DE END.
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